Look> if you go to your right you will see buttons that will take you there. It’s very pretty and makes you feel happy about everything.
Although, I have good reason to feel happy about everything anyway because
a) I had a spangly launch party which made me feel funny and overwhelmed
b) I drank rum all weekend
c) I had lots of fun making a feature for Radio 2. It involved a Relate counsellor hanging up on me. ha ha!
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I will tell you when and where you can listen to it. I did a mini-interview, and read stuff about how to NOT ruin your hair with a post-break-up haircut, how to DELETE HIS NUMBER and then some really embarrassing stuff about cultivating long body hair as a way of revelling in singledom.
I think you will enjoy listening to it more knowing how much I HATED doing it because I really fancied the sound engineer and there is no way to sound sexy while talking about growing leg hair so long that it pokes through your tights.
It it my launch party tonight. I must try and enhance my fabulousness in the next six hours.
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PS this button will make sense tomorrow
