Look> if you go to your right you will see buttons that will take you there. It’s very pretty and makes you feel happy about everything.

Although, I have good reason to feel happy about everything anyway because

a) I had a spangly launch party which made me feel funny and overwhelmed
b) I drank rum all weekend
c) I had lots of fun making a feature for Radio 2. It involved a Relate counsellor hanging up on me. ha ha!

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I will tell you when and where you can listen to it. I did a mini-interview, and read stuff about how to NOT ruin your hair with a post-break-up haircut, how to DELETE HIS NUMBER and then some really embarrassing stuff about cultivating long body hair as a way of revelling in singledom.

I think you will enjoy listening to it more knowing how much I HATED doing it because I really fancied the sound engineer and there is no way to sound sexy while talking about growing leg hair so long that it pokes through your tights.

It it my launch party tonight. I must try and enhance my fabulousness in the next six hours.

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PS this button will make sense tomorrow

so I will entertain you with random facts instead.

I once went out with a man who made prosthetic limbs.

I must admit, the shine has been taken off my week somewhat by my friend Jo telling me that her boyfriend has told her ALL boys without exception hate wedges. So I put a note up on my facebook site to find out if it was true, and it seems that yes indeed, they are very unpopular. Now, I’m not a massive wedges fan – I’d always prefer a patent peep toe with a nice bow myself – but it seems a bit harsh to TOTALLY discount all wedges. Isn’t that a bit heelist? Apparently all three-quarter length trousers are looked upon with disgust as well. (but not capri pants). I wonder if I just know girls with fashion-facist boyfriends, or if everyone is like this. Hmmm.

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